Low level theft at the bank in which he works. He puts the money in his hidden box of Ding Dongs.
Brought in for questioning about the love triangle which she instigated. Talks her way out of all charges.
Stuffing her purse at the All You Can Eat Buffet.
Reckless driving due to checking himself out in the rear view mirror.
No criminal record.
Buying an original Dior gown to wear for one night and returning it the next day.
Shoots his girlfriend for paying too much attention to the clerk at 7-11.
Non payment of child support for his ten children from ten different mothers/
Heads the white collar crime division at the Jones and Son Accounting Agency.
Stealing from her 501C3 charity to save the whales.