Christian Psychic Readings & Astrology Charts for All Faiths

Crimes for the Signs

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Aries

Speeding

Taurus

Low level theft at the bank in which he works. He puts the money in his hidden box of Ding Dongs.

Gemini

Brought in for questioning about the love triangle which she instigated. Talks her way out of all charges.

Cancer

Stuffing her purse at the All You Can Eat Buffet.

Leo

Reckless driving due to checking himself out in the rear view mirror.

Virgo

No criminal  record.

Libra

Buying an original Dior  gown to wear for one night and returning it the next day.

Scorpio
Shoots his girlfriend for paying too much attention to the clerk at 7-11.

Sagittarius

Non payment of child support for his ten children from ten different mothers/

Capricorn

Heads the white collar crime division  at  the Jones and Son Accounting Agency.

Aquarius

Stealing from her 501C3 charity to save the whales.

Pisces

Pot

 

 

 

 

 

 

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